It had been 2 whole months of constant rain. Trails builders across the land had been doing there sun dance with no luck. But with the psa marmelade round the corner big G decided to put his cock away turn around and show us his ass. Then he spread his cheeks apart and out came a great light! Fuck me its the sun! Everyone shouted across the land. Then big G looked down apon the psa folk and said in his giant voice “you best make it the best marmelade there ever was so the tales spread through the land. Or il make it rain for another 2 months!”
That’s right! It’s our annual Marmelade this weekend and this year it’s going to be better than ever… Trails all day and music all night, what could be better? Everyone is welcome!